I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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