she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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