If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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