But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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