i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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