So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
We just shotgunned beers for America
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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