i just google imaged poop.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Randomize