Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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