she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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