he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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