Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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