Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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