On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he wants to bone in the snuggie
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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