This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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