He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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