Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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