# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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