He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Fuck appropriateness.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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