Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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