after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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