im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I wish i was in the wii world.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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