Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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