This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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