At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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