We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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