Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Mom said you looked used
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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