idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I can't turn off my feet"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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