I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Terrible idea I love it
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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