there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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