I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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