you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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