just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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