everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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