Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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