I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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