She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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