community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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