there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
we're so committed to being not committed
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
