i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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