hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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