She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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