So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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