When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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