Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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