yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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