it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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