I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
