Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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