My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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