Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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