i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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