yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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