i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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